THE ART OF WOOING A LADY – PART 1

What better way to start off this blog than to introduce the ancient art of wooing a lady. I won't go into the history of things but I am sure most of us knew that the prehistoric people had it better than us nowadays.

 

 

Back then, all you need is a really big stick. I don't know how it work really as I wasn't born then but from my simplistic understanding, all you need is to knock out your partner and she's yours. Well, I don't know how much damage that would do but the subsequent hair pulling stunt to bring her back to your cave won't help much either.

 

We have definitely since evolved. I believe the female species preferred the evolution. After that, women folks didn't have it much better either. The feudal system means that the lords are always the lords. Men will always be men.

 

It is only in the new millennium that women folks have it much better. So much so in the expense of men. So it is only fair that we get back what we have lost since our prehistoric forefathers.

 

All men must understand that to woo a lady in this new day an age is a multi-disciplinary art. And it is compulsory to know all discipline in order to woo the woman of your dream. Fear not, we are all here to unlock the Da Vinci code. To be honest with you, I believe all men have in built knowledge in their brains. Like how many scientists would like you to believe that you only utilise like 5% of your brain, it is also true that depending on how much you can unlock, you could very well be the next Casanova around your block.

 

Arts and Literature

 

First and foremost, no matter what level of women you want to woo, make sure you have a bit of literacy. If you think muscles and good looks will get you everywhere, no. It only gets you to the back, yes, all the way to the back. Blonde bimbos is just a myths. No doubt there are many races of girls out there that do behave like blonde bimbos and you probably want to get them in the sack. And really, muscles and good looks will help you a lot. So you do not need this text book. You have graduate and no longer needs this text book. Now shoo, go away.

 

 

The fact is most girls do enjoy men who behaves themselves as if they are the most cultured person to walk the surface of earth. No, you don’t need to know Shakespeare but reading Cosmopolitan helps. Yes, girly magazines do help you. I have spent countless hours going through girly magazines to understand how women think. I don’t know how women gets the idea that they will look as good as the female models in the mag nor the idea of how they can afford everything they see on the mag but at least understanding what contemporary women wants will help you later on when you need to get her presents. You score plenty of bonus points if you actually hit the bulleyes.

 

 

Arts like the latest hopelessly romantic movies help. If you think your girl will go through 3 hours of Transformer with you, but you won’t go through 3 hours of Titanic with her, then you might be seen as the Non-Sensitive New Age Guy (NSNAG). If you actually shed tears when Jack lets go and sunk to the bottom of the cold Atlantic, you score huge bonus points.

 

The sad truth is, be prepared to do some award winning Oscar scenes to gain points. Gaining points would mean you will get to your objectives faster.